|2002-10-31 - 12:47 p.m.
a halloween memorium in my adidas.
my costume today is a healthy, happy, functional person. i'm not jumping on any FDSF costume bandwagons, cute as the drivers may be. if i had been any fireman, it would have happened in 1985. i would have gone as jimmy lynch from Turk 182!. i would have strung my name in lights over the brooklyn bridge. solar 182! come down, we love you!
and how's this for a little irony. the costume party i am supposed to attend tonight is in a renovated firehouse. it is all c o m i n g t o g e t h e r now.
non-dairy creamer is flammable. topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores. there are more plastic flamingos in the US than there are real ones.